women ....

[esco]

WHITE WOMEN
First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
Third date: You get to have sex but only in the missionary position.

IRISH WOMEN
First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.

ITALIAN WOMEN:
First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti &
meatballs.
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3-carat
ring.
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of
having sex.
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend.

JEWISH WOMEN:
First Date: You get dynamite head.
Second Date: You get more great head.
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.

CHINESE WOMEN:
First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing happens again
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you already
realized nothing is going to happen.

INDIAN WOMEN
First date: Meet her parents.
Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
Third date: Wedding night.

BLACK WOMEN
First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive
dinner.
Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.

MEXICAN WOMEN
First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila,
and have sex in the back of her car.
Second Date: She's pregnant.
Third Date: She moves in. One week later: her mother, father, his >
girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her sister's
boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans for
the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now looks
like a home along the Rio Grande.

DON'T YOU JUST LOVE IRISH WOMEN?

[thick]

lol good ones esco.

[Chip Bronson]

lmfao esco. good shit here. the bit about the paying the black chick's rent and her getting knocked up by some other brother really had me crying... and oh, did i ever i mention that i LOVE irish women?

[esco]

Originally Posted by Chip Bronson

lmfao esco. good shit here. the bit about the paying the black chick's rent and her getting knocked up by some other brother really had me crying... and oh, did i ever i mention that i LOVE irish women?

i am looking for an irish/jewish girl myself!

[Chip Bronson]

my first wife was jewish. my current wife is irish. i KNOW what you mean...

Originally Posted by esco

i am looking for an irish/jewish girl myself!

[esco]

Originally Posted by Chip Bronson

my first wife was jewish. my current wife is irish. i KNOW what you mean...

lmao!

[big louie]

holy shit the mexican women cracked me up!!!!

[Massive690]

Originally Posted by Chip Bronson

my first wife was jewish. my current wife is irish. i KNOW what you mean...

im irish! where do you find these irish girls? i want one

[Chip Bronson]

i live in nyc massive. there's ALL kinds of girls here. and plenty of irish hotties as well. you oughta stop by and pick yourself up one sometime....

[Massive690]

Originally Posted by Chip Bronson

i live in nyc massive. there's ALL kinds of girls here. and plenty of irish hotties as well. you oughta stop by and pick yourself up one sometime....

absolutely. i gotta keep the irish heritage going (and my drinking habit) lol

[goldlifter]

ROFLMAO!!!!
in the words of the great philosopher Homer(Simpson)..."its funny cuz its true!!!"

[SwordofRevenge]

Originally Posted by BioAS

thats funny...how about this though...

Redneck Women:
1st date - Go ride 4 wheelers and have sex in mud
2nd date - Go fishing and have sex in pond
3rd date - Go horse back riding and have sex with a mule lol

LMAO you make that up yourself Bio ?

[cutup]

Originally Posted by BioAS

yeah its that weird twisted mind of mine at work again.

ITs because you have done that scenario more than once you twisted fuck! LOL

[Basevol]

Redneck Women, Ye Haw!

[ramboj70]

Originally Posted by esco

WHITE WOMEN
First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
Third date: You get to have sex but only in the missionary position.

IRISH WOMEN
First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.

ITALIAN WOMEN:
First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti &
meatballs.
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3-carat
ring.
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of
having sex.
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend.

JEWISH WOMEN:
First Date: You get dynamite head.
Second Date: You get more great head.
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.

CHINESE WOMEN:
First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing happens again
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you already
realized nothing is going to happen.

INDIAN WOMEN
First date: Meet her parents.
Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
Third date: Wedding night.

BLACK WOMEN
First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive
dinner.
Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.

MEXICAN WOMEN
First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila,
and have sex in the back of her car.
Second Date: She's pregnant.
Third Date: She moves in. One week later: her mother, father, his >
girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her sister's
boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans for
the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now looks
like a home along the Rio Grande.

DON'T YOU JUST LOVE IRISH WOMEN?

I am not Polish but you forgot them