Dear Abby

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Dear Abby:

My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the
beginning, and when I confront him, he denies everything.
What's worse, everyone knows he cheats on me. It is so
humiliating.
Also, since he lost his job three years ago he hasn't even looked
for a new one. All he does is buy cigars and cruise around and bullshit
with

his pals, while I have to work to pay the bills.
Since our daughter went away to college he doesn't even pretend
to like me and hints that I am a lesbian.

What should I do?
Signed, Clueless

Dear Clueless:
Grow up and dump him. For Pete's sake, you don't need him
anymore...You're a United States Senator from New York, act like
it.