cops pulled me over-----READ

[mxim]

I was pulled over last night after coming home from a very expensive dinner.
as i was driving i noticed a cop behind me that had put on his lights and sirens. i then said,i would much rather go home and watch a good movie instead of pulling over and seeing what Mr. Cop wants,so i proceeded to drive on and turn the radio up as to not let the obnoxious sounds of the sirens bother me. after a minute or two i decided that the curiosity was getting the best of me,i just needed to know what this cop wanted,so i pulled over. he approaced my car and asked why i did'nt stop and i said sir,i had no idea you were folloing such a great man,are you a follower or a leader?i'm a leader,i replied. he asked where i was going and i told him i am just searching for the truth. he then got nasty with me and demanded my paperwork.i then said,"sir,i can see why you are upset,the last time i saw a mouth like yours,it had a hook in it". he then pulled me from the car and threw me up against it and tried to intimidate me.i told hin surely he was kidding,as a great man with me could never be intimidated by a man of his average at best intelligence. i then suggested going to my briefcase and taking out an IQ test for him to take;he declined and i said,i understand why a man with a little brain standing next to a great man with a very large brain would not want to take an IQ test. i then suggested we meet at a local gym where i will challenge him to a strength contest. i said surely you must think you are strong,why not prove it? although,it would be an utter waste of time as i am obviously the much stronger man! he declined again and i then challenged him to a boxing match where i will tie one hand behind my back,hop on one foot,and blindfold my left eye;he still declined. i then said sir,you are obviously a beaten man,why not tell me your insecurities and perhaps instead of paying me,you rip up that very ridiculous looking ticket/ the ticket was black and white and obviously the designer was not a creative person such as myself. i demanded to know which company printed up those ghastly looking tickets and replied he did not know. i then suggested telling his superiors that adding some color and designs to the tickets might increase demand and motorists might become more accepting of recieveing them. he declined ,handed me that disaterous looking piece of artwork and told me to tell it to the judge. i then said,the only judge here is me and i strongly recommend you contacting me for lessions in becoming a great man.i then drove off into the sunset and dreamed of using some hcg,which i did as soon as i entered my very large,sophisticated,beautiful house.

[cinnabar8521]

About 20 years ago my buddy got a ticket for voluntary intoxication at Ceder point, the ticket had party ballons on it. LOL!

[mxim]

interesting.

[Sheki]

mxim, whats up with you man? If the cop wants to pull you over, then stop, be kind, tell them what they want to hear and make them feel important. Not act as some arrogant obnoxious dude. If you were all that special, then you wouldnt be driving your own car, you would have a driver drive you, in your car for you!

Go home and when you learn how to behave I will say your a leader and a good man.

[Bob Smith]

mxim, are you this much of a dumbass in real life or do you only play retarded online?

[mxim]

gentlemen,
i was insulted that such a man thought he can disrupt my driving experience.he was out of his league and i was ready to prescribe him clomid,hcg,and depo testosterone but refrained. i did empty out his pockets and take a few dollars for my troubles.i then demamnded that he quit the department and become a personal trainer which he did. he is now my trainer and my personal chef.

[MICKEYDOYLE]

Originally Posted by Bob Smith

mxim, are you this much of a dumbass in real life or do you only play retarded online?

I was wondering the same thing

[NOLOVE]

yeah..... lol

[joeycrabcakes]

what gets me is time and time again, you guys take him seriously. It seems like the majority of this guys posts are this type of BS ranting, so replying just feeds him some more. Ignore him, and he will go away. Just accept the fact that he does this, and it wont bother you. Remember that kid ...MJM? i think that was his handle, with burning blunt avatar? Well, this might be him reincarnated. Anyway, he would post just to get a rise out of you, and it worked. Same here.

[ag-guys]

interesting indeed

AG
www.ag-guys.com

[Johnny Unreliable]

I was waiting for the punchline and it never came =(

Interesting story though. Good times.

[Bigkarch]

keep trying mxim, but you will never gain the status of a bigkarch post.....keep trying...

[DaneGer]

Thank you Bob Smith i was just going to say that.. Mxim wow your the shit man.....

[mr.nitro]

that post was kind of lame, but I didn't want to hurt no ones feelings.

[HeadDoc]

thanks Maxim, but I liked the story about the visit to the vets office better. Or was it the one about dating an old woman just to look in her medicine cabinet. Keep 'em comin"