Fuck Me Drug Test

[obtrice]

bros.....had a drug test Monday and got the call today that my Creatine level was high....so i have to retake the test tomorrow. Is there anything i can do. My piss last time couldn't have been very diluted because i hadn't drank shit and barely pissed anything because i wasn't expecting the test. Is there anything i can do to lower this by tomorrow at fucking 4 o'clock?

[Bob Smith]

Why do you care about creatine/creatinine levels?

[obtrice]

bro i got a call from the place i applied at saying that my creatine levels were high? I was like...okay.......so now i have to take a drug test again. Im reading stuff here on the net and it looks like they test to see if your levels are low to see if you diluted (which i didn't do) but this place is saying that my creatine levels are high. I got tested at the hospital here so im not sure what the fuck all they test for and what a high creatine level really means.

[zambon]

creatine levels high... so fukkin what. Is that all you are worried about ?
Z

[lowtone]

First off what kind of test was it? Was it for juice or street drugs? Did you take some kind of drink to pass or something?

[obtrice]

IM NOT SAYIN ITS A BIG DEAL MY FUCKIN EMPLOYER IS......no i took nothing...wasn't expecting the drug test...i just got the job was goin in for paperwork...then was sent to the hospital for a drug test....i didn't drink anything before the test.....i just dont' know why the hell a high creatine level would make a fuck because if its high then i obviously didn't delute it. i think it was just for street drugs but they didnt' tell me either. Im just confused bro's i don't know what the hell a high creatine level means.

[BP85]

Do a full body workout, and dont sonsume any amino acids(protein). Your creatine levels will be depleted...........Lift high weight, 4-6 reps. 2-3 sets should be ok. Dont worry about curls and calf raises. Legpress, Bench press, Rows, and deadlifts.

BP85

[Joffa]

You are correct; they look for low creatine levels to see if you're urine is diluted indicating you have been drinking tons of water to flush out any drugs in your system. Why high creatine levels would bother them? My only guess would be that they suspect you took one of those products from GNC which help you pass a drug test. Creatine is one of the things included in these drug test pass kits, so that you can drink tons of water and still not fail the test for diluted urine. I'm guessing they think you used one of these and took too much, hence the high creatine levels. Drink more water before you go in next time to dilute the creatine in your urine somewhat.

~Joffa