 Funny
I figured I would share a scare I got today.
I am sitting at home minding my business, thinking about the recent events that have taken place.
When all of a sudden beeeeeeep my door buzzer rings. Now I am not expecting anything, guests, mail.....etc...
I do live on the eigth floor of a 9 story building, so I goto the speaker box and say Hello ! A voice comes on "oh we have a deleivery just wanted to make sure you were home " ???????
Well I will admit to having witnessed a controled delivery meant for me, When i got word from a "friend" I moved within my complex and actually watched the FEDS attemt to deliver to a bogus addy.
So back to the ringer, so I start thinking what's this all about flash back to 2001 SHIT get out of here, they now i am home.
I quickly put on some socks sneaks and a dirty shirt, and say well fuck this I cant jump, I will go meet them down stairs........... at least I have a chance being on the first flloor to take out a few dudes and make a run for it if need be.
Hearts pounding, cold sweat hits me start thinking shit my computer has no names but websites in favorites, and there may be a few small things hanging around, not much... but enough to ruin my weekend, and time is ticking asshole you gotta get out ..................
So I said fuck it head for the eleavator and hit down, now the stairs are at the other end of the hall and I figure, I cannot run because chances are they have no idea what I look like, but then I look damn guilty plus i would think they had that covered.
So I am waiting starting to shake........thinking that I am gonna smash the shit out of some poor bastard that has know Idea what he's getting into. I hear the elevator coming up and 1 going down shit they both open at the same time.........................
I am like sweet I can choose doorway one with some handicapped chick who has no clue or wait and smash the asshole behind door number 2
I opt for door 1 thinking i can still sneak out......... I get in still shaking sweating the chick (if i could call her that) is like are you all right your sweating pretty bad >>>>> I'm like yeah was just doing some running ???? Fuck she's a gimp she's like OH...
So I get to the bottom floor, of course she wants to stop on 1, I want the garage, but i figured what the hell i can sneak a peak whos in front of the building.............. sure enough 2 dudes I do not recognize . Now I am like shit who was that my mind is racing like a hamster in a wheel ........ sweating still shaking.
bing thre door starts to close homeward bound, get to parking garage, jump in my car trying to get out of my lot and there is a cruiser blocking the exit ????????
Shit..... vettes don't push well, so I wait it out looking down the road for unknown cars out front ??? can't see cruiser is blockin my view.
So rather than look suspicious ,I just back up and go park my car.... walk outof the lot across the street to watch who comes out of the building.................. well sitting there sweating looking like a polonysian whore commin off of heroin, stomach doing fucking loops, a friend pulls up behind me and jokingly blows his horn FUCK !!!!!
I start screamin relize who it is and jump in his car wanting to rip his face off, he's like WTF bro lower the dose !!!
I'm like drive drive........ so we go for a ride I chill out I tell him what s going on, he's like give me your keys I'll go find out...
So he walks over to my house goes up to my place, and comes back out like 10 minutes later, Now I am waiting to see HIM to come out in cuffs, No he comes out and he's got a package in his hand ????????
My sister god bless her had sent and early b-day gift .................................................. ...........
So needless to say i feel like a complete idiot, he's laughin his ass off saying " DUDE YOU JUST THINK YOUR BIG TIME "
paranoia
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