i'm getting Bob Smith a job--Everyone Read

[mxim]

As you all know,Bob Smith has been trying to get into the local 499(the bathroom attendant's union). well guess what,i am pulling a few strings and getting him in. however,he has a 30 day grace period before he actually gets his union card. he needs to take a 2 week course and pass the bathroom attendants exam. since he is not officially in the union,he can still work as a bathroon attendant but has to refrain fron certain aspects of the job that only unionized workers can perform.these include handing out breath mints,dispensing paper towels,and accepting tips greater than 1 dollar. he is only allowed to escort patrons to urinals,and show them the various cologne available on the counter next to the sink. however,he is allowed to hand out combs but cannot touch any other hair products without the help of a unionized bathroom attendant. i am going to give him the number of my friend Pedro Gonzales,the best bathroom attendant in the world as far as i am concerned,and he will take Bob Smith under his wings.Bob will also have to use his own money and buy a bathroom attendants uniform.they kind of look like tuxedo's but a bit different.anyway,it just goes to show,if you have a dream you must never give up. Bob Smith will be a great bathroom attendant.in fact,i am going to the night club tonight and purposely use the bathroom many times just to see Bob Smith work his magic in the bathroom. we all know,a business's success is based on the efficiency of the bathroom and the men working it.

[mxim]

this was not an insult or bashing. remember,bob smith was nice enough to call me a douchbag on a few occasions. however,i know he was on "rabid billy goat pills" at the time.

[Grizzly]

You know, Bob, you do have a ban button. I make it a policy on outlaw to ban people who do not contribute to the board. You might adopt that policy here.

[THL]

Bob could actually be the Worlds 1st bathroom attendant to wear a pocket protector. He could revolutionalize the trade. Yeah. That's it. Revolutionize.

[mxim]

grizzly,
unfortunately,you do not know what its like being a struggling bathroom attendant. by the way,i've been around the juice game for years and contribute plenty. the only thinks i never comment on are dnp,insulin,and gh as i see no need for anyone(other than pro's) to even think about taking them.

[THL]

Originally Posted by Grizzly

You know, Bob, you do have a ban button. I make it a policy on outlaw to ban people who do not contribute to the board. You might adopt that policy here.

My policy is to not ban anybody unless they are known scammers or continually break the rules after repeated warnings.

If you don't like the thread, don't read it.

[mxim]

i agree THL. keep in mind,Bob "the bathroom attendant" Smith called me a douchbag amny times and he suffered no repercussions,nor should he.i can take it.so why am i helping him get his union card? cause i'm a nice guy.

[Grizzly]

Originally Posted by THL

My policy is to not ban anybody unless they are known scammers or continually break the rules after repeated warnings.

If you don't like the thread, don't read it.

Yeah, but you're married, so that accounts for your lack of balls.

[MANWHORE]

Originally Posted by Grizzly

Yeah, but you're married, so that accounts for your lack of balls.

It's not easy keeping your balls when your married .. Trust me,i'm trying my hardest and i really think she is going to win if i stop using Tren for too long .. Right now i believe her natural test is higher than mine

[mxim]

wait til i start my test injections in a few week bro! i'm gonna be a walking androgen.

[MANWHORE]

Originally Posted by mxim

wait til i start my test injections in a few week bro! i'm gonna be a walking androgen.

Test !? O please be a real man and do some Tren

[mrc0703]

Originally Posted by Grizzly

Yeah, but you're married, so that accounts for your lack of balls.

OMFG .... LOLOOL

[Grizzly]

Originally Posted by THL

My policy is to not ban anybody unless they are known scammers or continually break the rules after repeated warnings.

If you don't like the thread, don't read it.

Besides, you know I don't actually ban that many people. I was just instigating. But, if I do ban someone, it's because they've done something out of line and are not a productive member of the board.

For instance, say Shaq does something out of line. Being that he actually brings some useful information and attempts to help people, he gets a "bad Shaq!"

Tria2bhuge, on the other hand, has to fuck up in the slightest bit and he's gone. Especially since I'm pretty sure it's mjm...again.

[unt0ld]

Originally Posted by MANWHORE

Test !? O please be a real man and do some Tren

The man has a point.

[unt0ld]

All Im saying is mxim contributes to these boards. In ways non of us ever could. The guy is halarious. Stop breaking his balls.