new sitcom about juice heads - MESO-Rx

mxim · #1 (**permalink**) 12-13-2005, 10:37 AM

i recently wrote a letter to nbc demanding that a new sitcom be aired about a bunch of juiceheads living together. it will be kind of like "Friends";3 giirls and 3 guys living in an apartment complex.all 6 are freakin huge. each show revolves around a different drug for example, episode one will focus on Jack who is using 600 mgs of deca and no test or hcg. he has a hot date with a girl from the gym who is known as a sex addict. obviously Jack is a bit nervous due to his atrohpy from the deca and his sex drive is around zero.he then confides in Linda who is his air headed neighbor who works in a pharmacy. he asks her to get him some cialis and she winds up getting him powerful sedatives instead.the date obviously is a disaster and the girl calls jack's roomates,Joe and Bob to come and get him as he has been sleeping for 2 days straight as a result of the powerful sedatives he inadvertantly took as a result of his dumb ass neighbor Linda. as Joe and Bob enetr the apartment,they are attacked by 3 men who grope and rob them. Jack is left at the apartment for another day and he is groped and robbed of his credt cards and oin number. i will keep everyone posted.

Bob Smith · #2 (**permalink**) 12-13-2005, 10:54 AM

mr.nitro · #3 (**permalink**) 12-13-2005, 01:19 PM

bad idea. they can't get away with that on tv.

BRICK · #4 (**permalink**) 12-14-2005, 01:15 PM

Where did you come up with this shit?

I acutally think it's pretty amusing.

You are joking though, 'cause steroids are bad, bad, bad, and a tv show about crack heads would get better ratings anyways.

One thing I would add to your storyline: Linda has been using sust., and d-bol and her clit has grown so big that it is bigger than Jack's "Deca dick". He cannot perform, so she ends of f-cking HIM.