Off topic : Batman or Superman?

[SprintR]

I didn't know what forum to post this question in, but this one seems to get by far the most action, so if the moderator doesn't mind, I'd like to post it here.
I'm curious to know who you like more Batman or Superman and why?

[Bob Smith]

Batman has a better car. And what superhero ends up crippled? Batman wins, hands down.

[Grizzly]

Superman is way cooler! Bob just likes Batman because he fantasizes about being Robin's stand-in when he's on vacation or otherwise occupied and Batman needs to give some serious deep dicking to someone. To work out his stress and stuff, you know.

[Bob Smith]

Dude, Batman has the Batcave, lots of cool gadgets and fights hot chicks like Catwoman! Superman lives in the city, doesnt have a car, and falls off horses.

[Massive690]

Originally Posted by Bob Smith

Dude, Batman has the Batcave, lots of cool gadgets and fights hot chicks like Catwoman! Superman lives in the city, doesnt have a car, and falls off horses.

true, batman pulls way more puss too. all superman ever got was lois lane, and she treated him like shit when he was clark kent. batman is a pimp

[Grizzly]

Dudes, Batman is a mere mortal. He has to use gadgets to make up for his otherwise subpar superhero performance. It would be a testament to his ingenuity, but Alfred invents them all for him, so what the fuck good is Batman afterall? He needs the help of Alicia Silverstone to catch bad guys.

Superman, on the other hand, can fly(who needs a car when you can fly?) and destroy anything with his bare hands.

Superman is, by far, cooler.

[Bob Smith]

Ive gotta give kudos to Superman for one thing...he could drive his wheelchair with his mouth. Thats cool!

[Steerike]

Brodie: It's impossible, Lois could never have Superman's baby. Do you think her fallopian tubes could handle the sperm? I guarantee you he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back...He's an alien...His Kryptonian biologial make up is enhanced by earth's yellow sun. If Lois gets a tan the kid could kick right through her stomach. Only someone like Wonder Woman has a strong enough uterus to carry his kid. The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a kryptonite condom...

Let's see Batman touch that! 'nuff said!

[Grizzly]

... but that would kill him.

[Ronin_]

Originally Posted by Bob Smith

Batman has a better car. And what superhero ends up crippled?

I think that was bang out of order. I say alot of things which are distasteful but that was shit.