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Originally Posted by texasman0206 Dude come on… If you want to show us all how you’re improving wait a few months and show some real results. Next time wear some freaking panties or something. |
That was fucking halarious........
Surfer dude, you could pump all the roids you wanted and it would not do you a bit of good.
The stupidest thing I've ever heard muttered is a tie between two phrases:
1) I can't lose weight.
2) I can't gain weight.
It is a simple mathematical formula. It is not magic; all the pills, creams, and roids in the world will not help (significantly) until you understand your bodys requirements and make adjustments in your diet.
Take yourself for example. You have an ectomorph body type. Basically, you body has a low fat set point and strives to maintain it, manupulating you matabolism accordingly. In case you didn't know, roids really kick up your metabolism - You will be hot as a furnace. (Heat = Energy). Unless you consumed a significant more total number of calories, you would acually lose weight.
Calculate you Basic caloric requirements, factor in exercise, and add 700 calories to it, and people will THINK you are on roids. You'll grow fat free like nobodys business. Go to a M, W, F split. You'll be set and won't be fucking up your young body. You really don't want to screw with the nuts at this stage in your life... (well, not your own nuts anyway).
You are actually quite lucky, you can eat everything in sight and gain nothing but quality muscle. The secret is to eat.