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Old 02-18-2006, 01:33 PM
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a friend had a package mailed to his house and the doorbell rang;there were cops at the door. he phoned me and asked for advice and i immediately went into overdrive. i literally flew to the local donust shop where i gout 12 dozen assorted donuts;usually all glazed work just fine. i also took it a step further and purchased a few cartons of coffee(no de-caf). i then approached my friends house where i saw about 7 cops about to break his door down. what the idiots did'nt realize was that my friend actually lived next door and they were about to kick in the door of Mrs. O'Sullivan,a 88 year old widow. anyway,before these idiots knocked down the door i showed them the donuts and started running. obviously the good smell of freshly baked donuts is enough to make any copper go wild. i ran as far and as fast as i possibly could even though my T levels were around zero and my estrogen levels were high.i was actually tempted to stop and take a quick shot of hcg but i felt i could be caught and my donuts would be confiscated. anyway,as i am running,i phone my friend and tell him that while the cops are concentrating on getting the donuts he should leave his house with the juice and put them somewhere safe,like my medicine cabinet. he complies,the cops catch me,take my donuts,eat them all,and then return to the house and kick down old lady O'Sullivan's door. after giving her a heart attck and calling the paramedics,they approach the correct house and kick that in.what they did'nt realize was that the door was open. anyway,they tear my friends house apart and find no juice and leave;they did take some donuts he had on his litchen table. moral to the story is this"if you ever do anything that might bring cops to your house,make sure you have donuts and plenty of them.i have seen bank robbers escape by using donuts instead of guns.
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thats some funny stuff you got going
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omfg mxim



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Woah! were they krispy Kream.......
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I don't get it. Cops like Donuts?
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what ever Mxim...far fetched
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nice fiction story there sonny
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This guys storys make me laugh like craaazzzy!! Shit is halarious!
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Woah! were they krispy Kream.......
Krispy Kreme suck....just like this "real" story.
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Your bro could've done some serious time if it wasn't for you. You truly are a great friend.
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LOL i like a good novel here and there!
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