The worst steroid article I have ever read..

[WillBrink]

You have to read this thing to believe it. I kept waiting for the punch line and him to admit it was a put on. He's either doing a parody, or he's a total moron, or both. For example:

"Another sleepless night, a week later, I felt a ridge on my forehead. Cranial swelling - most often a neanderthal-like ridge forming above the brow - is commonly associated with the steroid HGH, or Human Growth Hormone, originally made from the crushed pituitary glands of fresh cadavers. But cranial swelling assumes many forms: in addition to 'caveman brow', some users find semi-solid lumps forming on their foreheads. Some lumps grow to the size of hard-boiled eggs, at which point they require surgical removal."

Cont:

From Mr Average ... to superman: Craig Davidson's account of using steroids | Health and wellbeing | Life and Health

There is no such thing as cranial swelling from the use of HGH, and the idiot was not even using HGH (read his cycle) and knows so little about these compounds he calls it "steroid HGH" when HGH is not a steroid, etc, etc, etc. The article is 90% fantasy and fiction folks.

Now a known effect of MASSIVE amounts of HGH is acromegaly due to pituitary tumors or genetic diseases and such, but it's not seen in people using HGH.

There is also a rare condition called Pseudotumor cerebri which is a fancy way of saying benign intracranial hypertension which = big headache...

I looked for a comment box or contact email to let the guy know what an idiot he was, but didn't see any.

[RockHard]

I liked it.

[asapnutrition1]

Yes this was very comical. I have to admit as well that I thought this was a joke or parody.

Here is a few lines that had me laughing:
\"Then, one sleepless night (the steroids also triggered insomnia) my testicles shrunk. I sat up, gasping, clutching my testicles to make sure they were still there\".

You mean to tell me your testicles just shrunk overnight? I swear this had me laughing. I mean he makes as if they just suddenly shrunk and he felt it at the exact moment they shrunk.
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Heres another one:
\"I get the needle in three-quarters of an inch before I hit a major nerve. My leg bucks uncontrollably, knee nearly striking my forehead\".

Now I admit I have injecting in my quads and hit a nerve but I never had such an uncontrollable reaction that my knee nearly strikes my forehead.

Now correct me if I am wrong but I was under the impression that in order for your legs to buckled you are usually standing up. So that is an amazing feat that your legs buckled so uncontrollably that your knee almost strikes your forehead. Just think about that visual for a sec. Sounds fishy doesn\'t it?

Then he types this gem:
\"I push the needle in. It goes in easy enough but when I aspirate the syringe fills with blood: I\'ve hit a vein. I wipe the needle with rubbing alcohol and try another spot: again, blood. I boot the excess onto a paper towel, plug a fresh needle onto the syringe, and try again: more blood. It is coming out of my thigh and now from a triangle of holes in my calf. What, am I all veins\"?

Now although this dude does sound like a dumb ass he does appear to have some sense and appears to have done some research. I mean he seems to know that you have to sanitize the needle, he seems to know of heating the vial in hot water to make the injection easier, that when you draw the substance into the syringe you have to tap it to rid it of bubbles and he even seems to know that when you puncture the skin you aspirate before injecting to see if any blood has entered the syringe. I mean he seems to know that hitting a vein or artery is a big no no.

But with all that said this dude seems to not know anything about anatomy. What is worst he talks about how he aspirated and the syringed filled with blood and yet all you do is wipe off the needle with an an alcohol pad and try to inject again? Then you inject again and there is more blood filing the syringe that also house your AAS and also house blood from your previous attempt and you think the smart thing is too just replace the needle with another one and inject in the same calf where for the third time you claim the syringe agains fills with blood?

So when you add the fact that he decided to go to the thigh in the first place because his last glute shot went badly and yet he he fucks up four shots in a row in the same damn day- One to the thigh as he claims, and three to the calves and you end up going back to the glute where you claim you were having problems in the first place.

So you stuck yourself a total of 5 times in one day before you finally got it right but this is after you supposedly injected yourself in the glutes 6 times correctly.

So he claims that he wish to injected in other regions because he felt that the glute injection sites were getting a little hard and that he believed this was due to the oil not fully dissolving.
But if you read another quote you might figure out what the problem is. Here is what I am talking about:

\"Injections become a ritual. Run the vials under hot water to warm the oil. Unwrap a fresh syringe. Draw 1cc Equipoise, followed by 1.5cc Testosterone. Tap the syringe to release air bubbles, push the plunger until a tiny bead forms at the pin-tip. Swab the injection site with alcohol and inject s-l-o-o-o-w, massaging so the oil soaks in\".

Umm that is the problem their dumbass. You mean to tell me you are drawing about 2.5ml of two steroids for a total of 450mg I assume and inject in the glute at the same time and it doesn\'t occur to you either through proper research or just through natural intelligence that perhaps you injecting too much at one time. If you do that twice a week and only inject in your glutes then each glute is receiving 5ml per week.

But the problem is that I think this douche bag injected more then that. Read this fine quote of his:

\"I had a misconception that being \'on steroids\' involved the ingestion or injection of a single substance, but that was quickly dispelled. Many steroids on their own are either singular of purpose or not terribly effective. This is where \'stacking\' comes in: you can put on mass (75mg of testosterone), promote muscle hardness (50mg of Winstrol) and keep water retention to a minimum (50mg of Equipoise). This stack is injection-intensive: Testosterone and Equipoise twice weekly, Winstrol daily. Eleven injections a week\".

Man where do I start with this quote. Now I don\'t know to many AAS users that is only injecting themselves 11 damn times a week. I especially don\'t know of any that are only injecting Test at 75mg twice weekly and Eq at just 50mg twice weekly. Most are getting vials that come with 250mg of various long ester Test per ml and atleast 200mg per ml of EQ. So with his quote and way of thinking I wouldn\'t be surprised this idiot was injecting EQ at 50mg per day and Test Cyp at 75mg per day.

I mean this article made me laugh multiple times. From how he claims that he plateaud at 85lbs on his dumbbell benchpress and then claims that his dumbbell bench press had risen 30lbs in just one work out.

Now I know that looks can be deceiving but looking at the dudes before and after photos, I am sorry but I don\'t believe the guy could lift 85lbs on each arm for dumbbell presses let alone moving up to 100lbs in each arm in just one workout. Oh and he claims he repped out 10 of them too as well.

I laughed at the fact he claims he had to \"manually relieve himself\" or masterbate 15 times a day just to ease prostate pain from what he attributed to his anabolic/androgenic cycle.

I laughed at the fact he claimed he worked out like a mad man with a pouch of month old oil and blood abcess. Now this so called abcessed was so uncomfortable that you couldn\'t sleep on your side but somehow when you drained it and then even injected with sterile water, the pain was surprisingly bearable?

Heres another funny quote:

\"My body exploded, 205lb to 235lb in the space of a few weeks\". Whaaatt... I am sorry but I you can\'t tell me with taking 30mg of Methandrostenolone daily, 500mg of Test Cyp weekly and 400mg of EQ weekly that you amazingly gained 30lbs in just a few weeks.

But even more interesting he claims he topped off at 240lbs at the end of 12weeks. So in a few weeks you gain 30lbs but 10 weeks later you only gain another 5lbs? Plus you claim to take a 10 week cycle but you talk about you topped off at 240lbs at the end of 12weeks?

Interesting there.

But nothing tops this quote right here:

\"The feeling of elation lasts exactly 10 paces: the distance from my bed to the bathroom mirror. I\'m staring at a human boneyard. Where are my pecs? I see two shrivelled bags hanging off my chest. My arms - dear lord, my arms! Shapeless shoestrings dangling from a pair of rotten-apple shoulders. My stomach looks like a deflated clown balloon. My legs belong to a coma victim. I step on the scale: 222lb! I\'ve shed 13lb overnight\"

First off this guy literally tries to paint the picture that his body has deflated. His chest goes from \"My pectoral muscles are solid slabs of meat hung off my clavicle\" to shrivelled bags overnight?
He literally claims he lost 13lbs overnight people.

He claims just 6 paragraphs up that he topped off at 240lbs at the end of his 12 week cycle but somehow he loses 13lbs over night and weights 222lbs? Wouldn\'t that mean you topped off at 235 not 240?

Then you later claimed you dropped all way down to 208lbs but looked worst then when you started off at 205lbs all the while you took Tamoxifen and Mesterolone during your cycle and took HCG after your cycle at 500iu twice per week but somehow you dropped 13lbs overnight? Oh and this is after you claim that your testicles returned to its normal size.
Even funnier is that the before and after pics claims he transformed his body in just 16 weeks.

So in 16 weeks you look nice and lean, no where near the bloated look you claim you were suffering all through out your cycle and then one day you just drop 13lbs and your body looks like a shriveled mess?

I can go on and on but it is obvious that this guy is lying. He claims he took steroids because the main character in his book was taking steroids and he wanted to experience what his character was experiencing, but the truth is that he made this whole shit up to sell a book that being released almost a full month after he posted that crap on the web.

[LifeSize]

Originally Posted by asapnutrition1

Yes this was very comical. I have to admit as well that I thought this was a joke or parody.

Here is a few lines that had me laughing:
\"Then, one sleepless night (the steroids also triggered insomnia) my testicles shrunk. I sat up, gasping, clutching my testicles to make sure they were still there\".

You mean to tell me your testicles just shrunk overnight? I swear this had me laughing. I mean he makes as if they just suddenly shrunk and he felt it at the exact moment they shrunk.
I

Heres another one:
\"I get the needle in three-quarters of an inch before I hit a major nerve. My leg bucks uncontrollably, knee nearly striking my forehead\".

Now I admit I have injecting in my quads and hit a nerve but I never had such an uncontrollable reaction that my knee nearly strikes my forehead.

Now correct me if I am wrong but I was under the impression that in order for your legs to buckled you are usually standing up. So that is an amazing feat that your legs buckled so uncontrollably that your knee almost strikes your forehead. Just think about that visual for a sec. Sounds fishy doesn\'t it?

Then he types this gem:
\"I push the needle in. It goes in easy enough but when I aspirate the syringe fills with blood: I\'ve hit a vein. I wipe the needle with rubbing alcohol and try another spot: again, blood. I boot the excess onto a paper towel, plug a fresh needle onto the syringe, and try again: more blood. It is coming out of my thigh and now from a triangle of holes in my calf. What, am I all veins\"?

Now although this dude does sound like a dumb ass he does appear to have some sense and appears to have done some research. I mean he seems to know that you have to sanitize the needle, he seems to know of heating the vial in hot water to make the injection easier, that when you draw the substance into the syringe you have to tap it to rid it of bubbles and he even seems to know that when you puncture the skin you aspirate before injecting to see if any blood has entered the syringe. I mean he seems to know that hitting a vein or artery is a big no no.

But with all that said this dude seems to not know anything about anatomy. What is worst he talks about how he aspirated and the syringed filled with blood and yet all you do is wipe off the needle with an an alcohol pad and try to inject again? Then you inject again and there is more blood filing the syringe that also house your AAS and also house blood from your previous attempt and you think the smart thing is too just replace the needle with another one and inject in the same calf where for the third time you claim the syringe agains fills with blood?

So when you add the fact that he decided to go to the thigh in the first place because his last glute shot went badly and yet he he fucks up four shots in a row in the same damn day- One to the thigh as he claims, and three to the calves and you end up going back to the glute where you claim you were having problems in the first place.

So you stuck yourself a total of 5 times in one day before you finally got it right but this is after you supposedly injected yourself in the glutes 6 times correctly.

So he claims that he wish to injected in other regions because he felt that the glute injection sites were getting a little hard and that he believed this was due to the oil not fully dissolving.
But if you read another quote you might figure out what the problem is. Here is what I am talking about:

\"Injections become a ritual. Run the vials under hot water to warm the oil. Unwrap a fresh syringe. Draw 1cc Equipoise, followed by 1.5cc Testosterone. Tap the syringe to release air bubbles, push the plunger until a tiny bead forms at the pin-tip. Swab the injection site with alcohol and inject s-l-o-o-o-w, massaging so the oil soaks in\".

Umm that is the problem their dumbass. You mean to tell me you are drawing about 2.5ml of two steroids for a total of 450mg I assume and inject in the glute at the same time and it doesn\'t occur to you either through proper research or just through natural intelligence that perhaps you injecting too much at one time. If you do that twice a week and only inject in your glutes then each glute is receiving 5ml per week.

But the problem is that I think this douche bag injected more then that. Read this fine quote of his:

\"I had a misconception that being \'on steroids\' involved the ingestion or injection of a single substance, but that was quickly dispelled. Many steroids on their own are either singular of purpose or not terribly effective. This is where \'stacking\' comes in: you can put on mass (75mg of testosterone), promote muscle hardness (50mg of Winstrol) and keep water retention to a minimum (50mg of Equipoise). This stack is injection-intensive: Testosterone and Equipoise twice weekly, Winstrol daily. Eleven injections a week\".

Man where do I start with this quote. Now I don\'t know to many AAS users that is only injecting themselves 11 damn times a week. I especially don\'t know of any that are only injecting Test at 75mg twice weekly and Eq at just 50mg twice weekly. Most are getting vials that come with 250mg of various long ester Test per ml and atleast 200mg per ml of EQ. So with his quote and way of thinking I wouldn\'t be surprised this idiot was injecting EQ at 50mg per day and Test Cyp at 75mg per day.

I mean this article made me laugh multiple times. From how he claims that he plateaud at 85lbs on his dumbbell benchpress and then claims that his dumbbell bench press had risen 30lbs in just one work out.

Now I know that looks can be deceiving but looking at the dudes before and after photos, I am sorry but I don\'t believe the guy could lift 85lbs on each arm for dumbbell presses let alone moving up to 100lbs in each arm in just one workout. Oh and he claims he repped out 10 of them too as well.

I laughed at the fact he claims he had to \"manually relieve himself\" or masterbate 15 times a day just to ease prostate pain from what he attributed to his anabolic/androgenic cycle.

I laughed at the fact he claimed he worked out like a mad man with a pouch of month old oil and blood abcess. Now this so called abcessed was so uncomfortable that you couldn\'t sleep on your side but somehow when you drained it and then even injected with sterile water, the pain was surprisingly bearable?

Heres another funny quote:

\"My body exploded, 205lb to 235lb in the space of a few weeks\". Whaaatt... I am sorry but I you can\'t tell me with taking 30mg of Methandrostenolone daily, 500mg of Test Cyp weekly and 400mg of EQ weekly that you amazingly gained 30lbs in just a few weeks.

But even more interesting he claims he topped off at 240lbs at the end of 12weeks. So in a few weeks you gain 30lbs but 10 weeks later you only gain another 5lbs? Plus you claim to take a 10 week cycle but you talk about you topped off at 240lbs at the end of 12weeks?

Interesting there.

But nothing tops this quote right here:

\"The feeling of elation lasts exactly 10 paces: the distance from my bed to the bathroom mirror. I\'m staring at a human boneyard. Where are my pecs? I see two shrivelled bags hanging off my chest. My arms - dear lord, my arms! Shapeless shoestrings dangling from a pair of rotten-apple shoulders. My stomach looks like a deflated clown balloon. My legs belong to a coma victim. I step on the scale: 222lb! I\'ve shed 13lb overnight\"

First off this guy literally tries to paint the picture that his body has deflated. His chest goes from \"My pectoral muscles are solid slabs of meat hung off my clavicle\" to shrivelled bags overnight?
He literally claims he lost 13lbs overnight people.

He claims just 6 paragraphs up that he topped off at 240lbs at the end of his 12 week cycle but somehow he loses 13lbs over night and weights 222lbs? Wouldn\'t that mean you topped off at 235 not 240?

Then you later claimed you dropped all way down to 208lbs but looked worst then when you started off at 205lbs all the while you took Tamoxifen and Mesterolone during your cycle and took HCG after your cycle at 500iu twice per week but somehow you dropped 13lbs overnight? Oh and this is after you claim that your testicles returned to its normal size.
Even funnier is that the before and after pics claims he transformed his body in just 16 weeks.

So in 16 weeks you look nice and lean, no where near the bloated look you claim you were suffering all through out your cycle and then one day you just drop 13lbs and your body looks like a shriveled mess?

I can go on and on but it is obvious that this guy is lying. He claims he took steroids because the main character in his book was taking steroids and he wanted to experience what his character was experiencing, but the truth is that he made this whole shit up to sell a book that being released almost a full month after he posted that crap on the web.

that's some of the funniest shit I have ever read.

[andysutils]

please tell me this pathetic assholes got an email address you can contact him on?

[musle mafia]

[novicebb]

I didn't read the whole thing but the parts I did read the guy sounds like he doesn't know what he is talking about.