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I've been driving about 15 extra miles 4 days a week just to go to a small gym where there is hardly anyone in there ever. 2 Treadmills, 1 Elliptical, 2 Bikes and a bunch of weights. There is a stereo you can plug your ipod into and blare whatever you want and no one is gonna bitch if you're screaming while lifting. The extra gas is made up by the fact the gym is only $20 a month. I love it. Only complaint I've had is the owner did bring in 3 miniature pincers the other day. It was a cardio day thank goodness or I'm pretty sure those dogs would have been smashed with a 45lb plate. Yippy little bastards.
yea same with my gym. i been told by another client if i could stop slammin the weights. i wasnt even slammin them. he went and told the manager and a trainer. im cool with them so we just laughed it off. i want to open a personal training gym in the future and i dont give a shit what anyone does there. scream all you want, cause i know i do. lol.
thers a girl, very petite and sexy. she works out and looks great. when she grunts, if i close my eyes it sounds like the soundtrack for a porno! i love it when shes there, always a smile on my face. couple time she made my shorts a little tight!
thers a girl, very petite and sexy. she works out and looks great. when she grunts, if i close my eyes it sounds like the soundtrack for a porno! i love it when shes there, always a smile on my face. couple time she made my shorts a little tight!
Bro, I know EXACTLY what you mean! I train a few cute little girls and everyone of them grunts on leg press or other straining exercises and it is the hotest thing ever. Why is it that when guys grunt, its like we are taking a shit and when they do it, its the sexiest thing you have ever heard?
On a side note, at my gym, we have this guy come in all the time and EVERYONE knows him. He is fat, out of shape, wears his tank tops every day and grunts on everything he does. Even just picking up the weights. And the sad thing, is he uses like 40lbs dbs on bench. So the other day, I was so sick of hearing this guy, I followed him around and EVERYTHING he did, I got half the weight and grunted twice as loud as he did through his whole routine. After about 15 minutes, he just sat there and looked at me and finally quit. Everyone inclding the people that work there were just cracking up about it
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To loud is obnoxious, but I joined some gym that had a "lunk" alarm. If anyone grunted or dropped weights a frickin blue light with siren would be tripped by person behind the desk! All over the wall there are signs that say "lunks" not welcome and there definition (which is also on wall) is anyone who drops weights, grunts, Judges people, or wears skull caps or dew rags. It was only ten bucks a month so a put up with it for a while but finally bailed when i got a better job. I use to have a blast dropping weights on purpose just to set off alarm lol
I have been to several gyms like that. At one, I was wasnt even grunting, just breathing very hard and straining and I was told to keep it down, and then when I was doing db presses, I was using 150's, he tried to tell me not to drop them or I would have to leave. I told him to keep his ass around and pick them up off of me then. He walked off.
But the worst, was a gym that was advertising as being a "hardcore" gym, but they actually had a damn GRUNT ALARM. If you grunted at ALL, or even talked too loudly, an alarm would go off and then a voice would ask you to politely keep it down. I walked out of that place asap.
Thats hilarious! I've never hear of an alarm. What bothers me is when I go to my gym and people are sitting/standing around talking, using machines/equip with an incredibly lengthy interval between sets and I think, why do the fat people come and walk 2 miles per hour, eliptical rotations at 20 per minute, or take 10 minutes to do two sets. What a waste of time of even coming (AND SPACE)! They could just go for a walk and avoid the dues!
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Bro, I know EXACTLY what you mean! I train a few cute little girls and everyone of them grunts on leg press or other straining exercises and it is the hotest thing ever. Why is it that when guys grunt, its like we are taking a shit and when they do it, its the sexiest thing you have ever heard?
On a side note, at my gym, we have this guy come in all the time and EVERYONE knows him. He is fat, out of shape, wears his tank tops every day and grunts on everything he does. Even just picking up the weights. And the sad thing, is he uses like 40lbs dbs on bench. So the other day, I was so sick of hearing this guy, I followed him around and EVERYTHING he did, I got half the weight and grunted twice as loud as he did through his whole routine. After about 15 minutes, he just sat there and looked at me and finally quit. Everyone inclding the people that work there were just cracking up about it
Thats funny too. I once saw this guy, he had to be like 45-50 and he was wearing tacky shorts like the shitty polyester short length type with the contrast trim (like you wore in junior high phys ed), but wait that wasnt the funny part. He had these tube socks on that were so long and streched out that the literally came to the middle of his thigh. They made me think of panty hose with how rediculous it looked. I am one who usually doesnt show too much emotion, but I had all I could do to not laugh out loud when I saw this guy. I'm laughing just writing about it. I wish I had a picture!
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Bro, I know EXACTLY what you mean! I train a few cute little girls and everyone of them grunts on leg press or other straining exercises and it is the hotest thing ever. Why is it that when guys grunt, its like we are taking a shit and when they do it, its the sexiest thing you have ever heard?
LMFAO Just found this thread. I'm glad I don't go to these gyms. Grunting is encouraged where I work.!!!
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